I grew up in the boondocks in Kingsville, Texas. In fact, where I lived with my wise old grandmother was considered the “wrong side of the tracks.” Just like Billy Jo Royal sang back in 1965.
After going off to college in 1973 at Texas A&M University, I swore that I would never live in the boondocks again. So where did I move 33 days ago? Yep. The boondocks. The east San Diego County boondocks.
I do like a lot of things about the boondocks: It’s quiet, both during the day and at night. There is more wildlife than you can shake a stick at—ground squirrels, rabbits, fence lizards, birds of every kind. No pink flamingos, though. Sad.
I do have a little friend who comes by every morning to eat, although it looks more like s/he is storing food in those cheeks instead of actually eating it.
Generally, it’s the people in the boondocks that I don’t really care for. About 80% of them are Regressives and Twitler supporters. They think liberals, progressives, and Democrats believe themselves to be entitled, yet out here in the boondocks, I find that the Regressives think themselves to be entitled. They seem to be out for themselves, and screw everyone else, including some of their one.
This morning I drove a mile down the road and had six near accidents. These boondocks hillbillies don’t care if there are other people on the roads.
Stop sign? “Honey, what’s that big red thing thar?”
Speed limit 35? “Honey, someone smeared that 8 so it looks like a 3.”
Traffic signal? “Honey, why’s everyone stopped? What are they looking at?”
Parking spaces? “Oh, look, honey. They made the parking lot into somethin’ artsy fartsy.”
I haven’t been carrying my camera for the last 33 days because I need both hands to carry boxes and things, but beginning tomorrow, consider my Canon to be surgically attached to my hand. The boondocks are going to provide some great pictures of these entitled hillbillies….
Your little squirrel is gorgeous, hope he’s not related to any of those regressives or twitlers !!
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If I find out it is, I’m going to take away its food allowance………LOL
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Looking forward to future posts with pics.
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I sometimes had to travel a hundred miles to get pictures for the day. Now I can get pictures just a couple of miles down the road. Saving gas money means more, uh, margaritas!
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Haha! That’s where I live, too. We’re in rural Appalachia. I’m a fish out of water!
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But Appalachia sounds beautiful!
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It is beautiful, and I grew up here, but I’ve lived in Florida, Australia, and 20 years in South Bend, IN, so I definitely don’t fit in with the local culture. LOL
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So funny you would post “Down in the Boondocks. “. Last weekend I was driving outside La Grange singing that song to myself as I drove deeper into the countryside. I remembered most of the words but now you’ve helped me remember the rest. 😊
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I could not find out what La Grange you are/were near, but when I went off to college at Texas A&M University, La Grange, Texas, was making international news when the city was trying to close “the best little whorehouse in Texas.” Ultimately they succeeded, which upset a lot of college students in Texas.
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Yep, that’s the one.
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I know La Grange well. It was our halfway point when driving from College Station to Kingsville for four years. I’ve filled up the car with gas and eaten there a few billion times!
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Somehow SD and hillbillies does not compute. How far out do you have to be!!!
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We’re 19 miles from downtown San Diego. There are boondocks in every city, including San Diego, but the real boondocks are in “unincorporated areas” of the County. Although our mailing address is El Cajon, population 104,000, we actually live in an unincorporated area called Winter Gardens, a Census Designated Place of 20,631 people in 4.4 square miles, 99.98% land and .02% water. I haven’t found the water yet.
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Sounds much better than the crowded city!
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They both have their advantages. There are not very many good restaurants in the boondocks so we wind up going into the city on Fridays and Saturdays.
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-grin- Just watch yourself. You don’t want any regressives following you home. Might not be as friendly as your little squirrel. 🙂
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I can guarantee you that they are not as friendly as my little squirrel. But I do have Zoey the Cool Cat protecting us!
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-giggles- in my house, the chihuahua cross ‘protects’ /her/ cats. And they seem to be quite happy to let her. 😀
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Jim & I have thought about getting a second cat but I think we’ll let Zoey the Cool Cat live out her life being queen, especially now that she seems to happy, entertained, and invigorated by all the wildlife outside. Next go round I think we’ll rescue two at the same time.
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Yes, I think Zoey is too used to being the one and only to want to share. I think some of my cats wish they were onlys as well. 🙂
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Oh my honey you are in for some interesting days ahead…. but to clarify Hillbillies are only located in the Appalachian Mountains of the Eastern Side of the US so what you have their are possibly Rednecks, Hicks, country bumpkins, or some other group of county loving folks…. Hope the transition gets easier… I know i felt culture shock when I moved from a town of 210,000 to the one I live in now, population 4,200.
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And the Ozarks! Don’t forget the Ozarks! Although in today’s world, hillbilly often refers to any person living in rural mountainous areas. Well, that’s where I am, a rural mountainous area.
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Laughing as when I lived in Katy, Texas in the late ’70’s and early 80’s I felt much the same vibe. You’d never feel that way now though as it’s grown so much and brought a lot more diversity. You always make me smile 🙂 …Twitlers 🙂
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My first apartment in Houston in 1977 was over at Lazy Hollow & Westheimer in West Point Apartments. When I drove to College Station, I’d often take Westheimer all the way out to 6. Boondocks…….
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Back in the days of Cardi’s 😊
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Never went there, though. I did a lot of dancing at Barbara Coast since all I had to do was walk to the back of the apartment complex. Dance, drink, walk home.
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When we moved out here, we did notice that we seemed to be the only ones who didn’t consider the stop signs optional.
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Optional. I like that. Sad that optional stop signs exist………..
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