QUARANTINE WEIGHT LOSS TIP
Get a dog or 2, or more. The bigger the better.
Dogs will eat anything.
When you have that plate of food in front of you, thinking about the weight you’ll gain by eating it, just call the dog(s) over and feed those poor, starving furry ones.
Dogs will be happy and will love you forever, and you’ll lose weight.
Problem solved!
You’re welcome!
—Dr. Russel
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Our dog would love it, if we did this, but not gonna happen. We like to eat. Besides chocolate is poison to dogs.
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So, uh, you’re saying all you eat is chocolate? May I come visit? And stay? Permanently?
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You’re a genius…
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🤣🤣🤣
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Witty…I’ll try one of these days. 😁I badly need losing weight.😫
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lmao – does one chihuahua count as a dog? 😀
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If it eats anything and everything, absolutely!
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She does. Strangely partial to cooked peas and celery. Btw she’s slightly smaller than the average cat. My two big boys treat her like /their/ pet. 🙂
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We are not amused. Snoops and Kommando Kitty
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